Michael Jackson is Dead: The Postscript
June 27, 2009
R.I.P. MJ
It’s only too bad that the same people who are mourning your loss now didn’t give you the same respect when you were still alive.
This is how I answer solicitors at my front door.
June 22, 2009
Angry Chair
June 17, 2009
“Angry balls that steal Pierre.”
A Sexy Granny?
June 13, 2009
Or SEXIEST granny?
World Quester 2 Tutorial
June 11, 2009
The dudes from the Game Helpin’ Squad finally get around to showing us how to beat World Quester 2. One of the hardest games on the PC.
It’s a pretty decent tutorial. It sucks what happens to his computer at the end though.
But what is up with those guys chatting?
The Stupidest Song in Existence
June 11, 2009
It just does not get any worse. AWFUL!!!
Electric Six – I’m The Bomb
June 9, 2009
YouTube poster Hurrbrain made a very cool video for Electric Six’s I’m The Bomb.
It’s pretty neat so check it out.
3:34 is the highlight.
Title of the Song
June 8, 2009
This song perfectly encapsulates every love ballad made by every boy band ever.
This song was made by a great, but sadly defunct, comedy acapella group Da Vinci’s Notebook. The guys in the video are not them, but they did a good job making a music video.
These guys are Da Vinci’s Notebook:
How did this song not get any radio play?
Fitness Blog Entry #2
June 8, 2009
Has anyone else heard of The Warrior Diet? It was created by fitness expert Ori Hofmekler, and the central premise is that everyone should only eat one large meal before they go to sleep and refrain from eating the rest of the day. Crazy, I know, and having read the book I was left somewhat unconvinced. Ori’s reasoning is, quite frankly, not very good, but he’s in awesome shape and I know several people who have gone on the Warrior Diet and had fantastic results. So heck, why not try it out… at least for a little while.
So after going through the whole day hungry, which wasn’t as hard as I’d imagined, I hit the shopping market and bought a bag of spinach, a jar of light ranch, some Jennie-O turkey, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and a plethora of other tasty veggies and fruits and ended up dicing and mixing them all in a giant bowl to create some freakish kind of salad cornucopia. It was pretty good, and refreshingly healthy and I woke up feeling alright.
So yeah, first day so far so good. I don’t know if it’s an improvment over the typical “three square meal” formula, but I haven’t suffered any adverse effects yet.
As for exercise I did 30 total minutes of intense jump-roping. It’s a great form of exercise that works the entire body, and my shoulders were burning by the end. I followed that up with 30 minutes of static running and hit the showers.
I’m actually surprised how relatively easy my workouts have been. I’m obviously not in as terrible shape as I look. It’s time to take it up a notch. It needs to hurt a little more.
Toodles,
Oliver J. Cromwell
EDIT: Here’s an absolutely hilarious interview with Ori Hofmekler.
My favorite quote from the article:
“Then you’re going to fuck anyone who is moving on the streets with a nice ass. You say anything that you have on your mind. And you beat the shit out of people who piss you off.”
Like I said, the guy comes off as kind of a cockhead, but ultimately what’s most important is if his fitness ideas work.
