Worst Cover Ever?

I have disliked every cover of Losing My Religion I have heard, but this… this is something else….

P.S.  Turns out Colton Ford is a gay pornstar.  What’s up with all these pornstars trying (badly) to spin off their fame into other areas of life?

Most Unintentionally Funny Video on YouTube

I can’t stop laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of this video.  It’s a video of Megan Hauserman and Brandi C, two big boobed bottle blonde bimbos best known for carving a career as reality TV stars with little to no talent, set to a song about a man finding salvation in God, and my favorite part is that the last minute is just blank footage.  For such a meaningful relationship there sure is limited footage of these two interacting, huh?  It just boggles the mind.  It would be like if the government resurrected Mozart and made him compose a symphony for Japanese animated rape porn.  Why?  Who thought this was a good idea?

P.S.  Apparently Brandi C was a former pornographic actress who went by the name of Britanny Burke.  Shocker.

Welcome to Japan

This is exactly what it’s like in Japan.  I know.  My friend went there once.

Fresh Beats

Punch-Out 8-Bit Mix

Anyone else remember this game?  Beating Tyson in this game was almost as hard as beating Tyson in real life.  The dude could take your head off with one punch.

That reminds me….

Tyson was something else in his prime.  Now the Heavyweight division is as deep as Soulja Boy’s lyrics and as good as… well, Soulja Boy’s lyrics.  Good thing the lower weights are keeping boxing alive and well.

Dennis Leary – Asshole

Easily the best thing Dennis Leary has done in his career, with the possible exception of the 2nd season of Rescue Me.

Major Lazer feat. Vybz Kartel – Pon de Floor

If you wanted to know what type of dance they’re doing it’s called “daggering,” or as we call it in the States “sexual harassment”.

King of the Hill: Best of Dale

Lord, I miss this show.  Now all we got is Family Guy and it’s somehow even less funny and satisfying spin-offs.

“This course is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!”