Anime Fan Club Rap

ALF episode 6: The Mouth of Babes

The Nightmare continues.

The Friday After The Next Friday That Came After That Other Friday

HAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT?!

Deichkind – Ice Beataube Mich

Deichkind is one of my absolute favorite techno groups, and this is one of my absolute favorite music videos.  Keep your French and Italian, to me there’s no language sexier then some good, hard German.

Gangsta Shop Quartet

Remember when MadTV was on TV and actually good?  OK, neither do I, but the older seasons definteley had some great skits.

Michael Jackson is Dead: The Postscript

R.I.P. MJ

It’s only too bad that the same people who are mourning your loss now didn’t give you the same respect when you were still alive.

A Sexy Granny?

Or SEXIEST granny?

Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

So basically a 9-year-old child going by the username squirrelking wrote this story called Half-Life:  Full Life Consequences:  Free Man.  Nothing special right?  Just a funny little story written by a kid with an amazingly gory but hilarious imagination right?

Well, yes.  That is until this one guy online took that story and made it into an action-packed short film extravaganza and posted it on YouTube.

Admit it.  As good as the Dark Knight was it can’t compete with that.  And who else would pay good money to see Christian Bale yell out, “I HAVE TO KILL FAST AND BULLETS TOO SLOW!!!“?

Just me?  OK….

Well, it gets even better folks.  Because it turns out that this 9-year-old kid wrote a whole bunch of other stories and those have also been made into amazing pieces of cinematic artwork by the same dude on YouTube.  Check out the rest of them here.

Truly one man’s ridiculousness is another man’s genius.

Happy viewing,

Oliver J. Cromwell

Wacky Sax makes everything better.

EVERYTHING!!!

MILEY CYRUS – NOBODY’S PERFECT